1. The Wider the Tire, the Cooler You Look
Alright, let’s roll right into this one. Yes, wider tires can add a more aggressive stance to your car, but if you’re not racing on the Autobahn, do you really need them? Overly wide tires can cause more drag, reduce fuel efficiency, and let’s not forget—you might look like you’re compensating for something. The practical takeaway? Stick to the manufacturer’s recommended tire size or risk looking like a try-hard at your local coffee shop parking lot.
2. All-Season Tires are Perfect for All Seasons
Sure, if you’re living in a climate where “seasons” mean varying grades of sunshine, then yes, you might be okay. For the rest of us who deal with actual weather conditions, mixing snow, rain, and the occasional joyride through pothole city, specialized seasonal tires are a must. Don’t be lazy; swap them out, and scoff at your neighbors who skate through intersections on their “all” season tires in January.
3. Newer Tires? Just on the Front, Thanks!
Nope. Nuh-uh. Installing newer tires on the front and leaving worn-out tires on the rear is like putting on a tuxedo jacket while wearing gym shorts. You’ll look ridiculous and your vehicle will handle like a shopping cart with a broken wheel. For safety’s sake, if you’re only buying two new tires, they should always go on the rear to maintain better control and reduce the risk of spinning out.
4. That Little Coin Trick: The Ultimate Measure of Tread Depth
Using a penny to measure tread depth is like using a butter knife to fix your laptop—it might get the job done, but there are much better options. Invest in a tread depth gauge. They are cheap, precise, and will save you from pretending you’re a seasoned mechanic at the next neighborhood BBQ.
5. Tire Rotations Are Just a Scam!
Oh, sure. And the earth is flat, vaccines are evil, and avocado toast is ruining the housing market. Regular tire rotations are crucial for even tire wear and extended tire life. Skipping them is akin to not taking your vitamins and then complaining about why you feel awful. Keep up with those rotations, or prepare to shell out for new tires sooner than you can say “alignment issues.”